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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rufus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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