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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rufus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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