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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Murphy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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