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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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