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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Widget eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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