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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ziggy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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