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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ziggy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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