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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ziggy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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