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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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