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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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