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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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