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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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