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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Toby eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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