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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Buddy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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