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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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