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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Lola eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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