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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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