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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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