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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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