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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Poppy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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