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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Smeagol eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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