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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Frodo eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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