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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Frodo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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