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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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