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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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