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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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