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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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