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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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