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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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