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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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