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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Worf eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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