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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Spock eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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