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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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