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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rex eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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