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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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