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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Darth Vader eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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