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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Sugar eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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