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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Sugar eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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