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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Princess eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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