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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Princess eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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