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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Princess eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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