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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Princess eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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