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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Izzy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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