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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ginger eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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