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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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