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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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