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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Peanut eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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