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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pepper eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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