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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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