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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Sparky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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