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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Zeus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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