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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rufus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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