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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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