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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Thor eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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