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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Squishy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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