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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Squishy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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