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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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