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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simpkins eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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