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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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