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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Jenkins eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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