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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Jenkins eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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