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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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