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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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