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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bilbo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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