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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gizmo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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