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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Maggie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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